Are you fucking me?

Tonight I went to Shoppers Drug Mart at Mapleview Mall.

Wanted to get a new anti-perspirant deodorant. I mean I am satisfied with what I have, but, it was on sale. I pick that up.

I have two essays due next week. Gotta get a working on those.

I pick up two redbulls.

Now I make a jolly old walk to the register.

I place the items on the counter. It comes up to thirteen dollars. I hand the lady my one-hundred dollar bill.

She says we don't accept that.

Say what old bitch?

You have to make a purchase over fifty dollars in order for us to accept one-hundred dollar bills, are you kidding me? Well that is all I have. She says sorry. I say blacklisted.

One-hundred dollars is legal tender, you cunt bagging bitch!

Oh I am sorry for having a one-hundred dollar bill, please shoot me.

I think a law needs to be in place for these assholes to stop rejecting $50.00 and $100.00 bills. It is government issued, counterfeit money can happen in any denomination.

That's my rant.

We accept it if you purchase this amount of goods from us was ridiculous as well. Oh I am sorry, I have to spend over $50.00, that is bullshit. It could still be counterfeit you cunt bag, not that it was.

Anyways, I don't like using the cunt bomb, but, that lady was a cunt. I would argue she was the highest level of a cunt which is a five star general cunt.

The jury is out on that one.

Cunt of the Year: Old Register Lady at Shoppers Drug Mart, Mapleview Mall, Burlington, Ontario.