You see I took down all of my blogs and deleted them off the web and saved them in an archive on a thing called a computer back in 2009. People were still using MacBooks back in those days!
Enjoy this one from the year 2009, in a month known as May.
A country called North Korea, tested a thing called a nuclear bomb, underground, believe it or not!
Finally, a talented dancer and singer named: Michael Jackson, was also still alive! Can you believe that??? OMFG!!!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
WTF Mate!
So my bank card is dead. I proceed to inquire about it and try to get a new one. The lady looks at me like I am a moron. Did you click on the chequing account instead? and I was like no why would I? My savings account has been used for the last decade, but, you know today I felt like using the chequing option instead, true story.
I grabbed myself some java on the way home. I haven't had this stuff in a while, it tastes weird...
My mundane adventure continues and I am driving, I manage to get away from the school bus that is flashing its stop sign. As I approach a three way stop I notice three asshole kids just you know "chilling" on the outer curb / road. I mean the one little shit is on his bike and clearly on the road and I have to maneuver around him. I call the kid an asshole, he is puzzled. I feel big.
The End
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