She said don't you find, danger comes from inside

Have you ever been in a situation where you saw or were involved in something that was dangerous?

Just in case you were wondering, the correct answer to that question, is yes!

As a man I am afforded with something called a penis. This crazy thing allows one to get an erection, but for comedic purposes we will use the saying boner.

Every Monday at 9 p.m. or 2100 if you want to be Mister / Madame Military Time, on Fox a show called 24 is on. A dangerous situation involving one of the characters occur and I get a danger boner. It is not sexual in the least, it is like a piss erection in the morning.

What is awkward is if you're watching 24 in public and all of a sudden you're going camping, while in a coffee shop. Talk about awkward, especially when you have to leave! Eke, you should always carry a book so you can use it in the penile area.

Now some people ask do danger boners happen all the time in dangerous situations? Tragically the do. However, they don't apply to that show Lost, because it is just lame. Seriously, smog ghost power killing dude? That was lame.